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Get Real

Green River, Wyoming

tableaux'd by: thos. more and j.h. trefry

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1. JT wanted to come here.

2. Despite accusations from Micha Issitt, etc., CT does not have the power to put anyone out of business or convince anyone of anything.

3. This place was out of coffee.

4. [diagram nullifying douchebags who wear their Oakleys on the back of their necks when indoors]

5. Luby’s massacre, wish it would happen right here, right now!

6. Wash your wand, lady!

Cafe Tableaux. On The Road. Summer 2011
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Get Real

71 Uinta Dr
Green River, Wyoming 82935

soymilk: no extra charge
fair trade: not available

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