tableaux'd by: thos. more

(DECOMMISSIONED)

The State of the Union stinks.

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Jittery Joe’s Alpharetta

4938 Atlanta Highway
Alpharetta, Georgia 30004
http://www.jitteryjoes.com

1. 
   thos. more
   January 27th, 2010
   at 6:45 pm

   i went to a jittery joe’s in crabapple a few times, or twice, last summer when i traveled down there to set up my new ‘business’; i hope it didn’t also close or convert to element.

   
   
2. 
   j.h. trefry
   January 27th, 2010
   at 6:11 pm

   When can we expect your tableau of Element on (Mrs) Crabapple Road?

   
   
3. 
   thos. more
   January 27th, 2010
   at 7:42 pm

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4. 
   saul
   January 27th, 2010
   at 7:39 pm

   if you can ‘write’ a tableau for a now closed coffeehouse, maybe i will write one for a coffeehouse that has yet to open.

   
   
5. 
   thos. more
   January 28th, 2010
   at 4:57 pm

   ‘in the year 2015, a naked corpse is found between the commode and wall in the toilet of the badlands cafe and juicebar in vermillion, south dakota. the man’s hands were bound behind his back with a usb cable, and 1.5 liters of water were found in his lungs. bruises across his thighs and shoulders appeared to be self-inflicted, and were consistent with the markings on a brass shelving rod found in a dumpster behind the shop. soymilk and wifi available.’

   
   
6. 
   j.h. trefry
   January 28th, 2010
   at 4:46 pm

   to follow the protocols thos. should at least flag the shop as ‘decommissioned’ in the title.

   perhaps saul’s post-dated coffeeshop tableau should appear on the wrk.grp’s webpage along with all of the other things that have yet to happen!

   
   
7. 
   Mary
   April 14th, 2010
   at 7:51 pm

   The Jittery Joe’s on Crabapple Rd is no more. Same owners, I think. It’s called Element and they serve coffee that’s way better than anything they had before. The staff is in to it too. Coffee geeks behind the counter, manual pourover, french press, and chemex. IMHO far better than what was there before.

   
   
8. 
   thos. more
   April 22nd, 2010
   at 10:08 am

   Thanks for the hot tip. You are encouraged to enlighten us further with a full-figured tableaux regarding Element!

   
   

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