Gathering Grounds

Gathering Grounds (née Sweet Java Brown)

Atlanta, Georgia

Review by cafe tableaux: This is a negative review.


ChocoLaté Coffee

Decatur, Georgia

Review by cafe tableaux: You are only wasting your hard-earned money so that some stay-at-home graphic designer can wake up at 11 a.m.


Grounds For Coffee

Ogden, Utah

Review by cafe tableaux: this place needs a “suitor’s gallery” for the mountain hipsters to have a place to sit while they cruise the barista.




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